Things You Will Like or Else!
Strippers. You will treat them with respect or I will slap you.
Art. You will appreciate it, or I will say awful things about you.
Driving. You will not complain about my driving or I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURN THIS CAR INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW.
Burlesque girls. They are like the Doctor Mengele to a stripper’s Nurse Naughty. Odds are you will never even get close enough to one to do something I would stab you for.
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First off (and I fully respect that one was your girlfriend) strippers are NOT to be respected. Except if they are Balors girlfriend.
Secondly, you are HANDS DOWN THE WORST DRIVER IN THE WORLD. Not to say that I didn’t derive a perverse pleasure from it. I mean, what else can you do when you’re a passenger in a giant parade float sized vehicle that’s doing 45 mph in the LEFT LANE of I-95?
Thirdly, fuck burlesque girls in the ass. That’s where they like it.
I have nothing but respect for the girls that work the Show & Tel.
That place is fucking scary, and any woman game enough to get up on the stage wearing nothing but a knee brace to have rolled up dollar bills thrown towards her deserves respect.
And there’s no way in hell I’d stick my dick in any of them.
Oh, you never saw how “badly” I can REALLY drive. Christine, maybe, Carolyn, certainly (although that was mostly off-road).
And I posit that strippers should always be respected, as long as they don’t do “extras”. If they do, then they are not strippers, they are whores, and there is no point respecting someone who is destined to end their lives in the trunk of an abandoned Reliant on the outskirts of Camden, NJ. Also, they ruin it for all the girls who don’t do that shit.
PS- The above stripper is not my ex. Stop jerking off to it, you sad little man.
Please, I know you’re not Marilyn Manson.
What?
Dita Von Teese. Marilyn Manson’s ex. You couldn’t have been referring to the first picture as the one I would be stroking it to, cause she is busted. That one nullified, the only other one you could have been referring to is Dita Von Teese, and we all know she is Manson’s ex, not Balor’s :p
Video is broken again???
There’s like a broken tag or something. See how all the text below your post is green?
Youtube doesn’t respond to requests pretty often. If everything else is working but an embedded video isn’t showing up, it’s probably the fault of whoever is supposed to be delivering the embed.
Green text? High at this hour?
I thought it might be Youtube, but the “People” video shows up fine, and unlike the drivers’-ed-video-you-can-dance-to, this one wasn’t flagged as “adult”… so I don’t see WTF.
Youtube is flakey. I think a lot of it depends on what server you’re hitting. Let me take a look at your post.
I don’t know what’s up with the video right now. I’m going to have to do some research.
Probably it’s the “=en&fs=1″ bit that I didn’t have in there.