d00dj00sux0r » dancers http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com Blogging about how much you suck. Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:55:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Things You Will Like or Else! http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/things-you-will-like-or-else/ http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/things-you-will-like-or-else/#comments Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:52:29 +0000 Balor http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/?p=76 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Strippers. You will treat them with respect or I will slap you.

Art. You will appreciate it, or I will say awful things about you.
Broaden your horizons, asshole.

Driving. You will not complain about my driving or I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURN THIS CAR INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC RIGHT NOW.
Just try to go limp.

Burlesque girls. They are like the Doctor Mengele to a stripper’s Nurse Naughty. Odds are you will never even get close enough to one to do something I would stab you for.
The sexiest of war criminals.

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