My shopping experience at Bath and Body Works

An empty bath and body works (not for me, trust me, I haven’t bought that smelly crap since high school) is just asking for trouble.
I don’t know about anyone else, but when I go into a store the last thing I want is to be asked 1,000 questions by a sales associate trying to sell me some shit I don’t want or need. I don’t feel like being followed, I don’t want you spraying some crap-tastic scent on me, and I don’t feel like hearing how my hair could use some luster.

The sales associates at Bath and Body Works badger you constantly. It’s got to be the worst place if you’re looking for a solo shopping experience. Honorable mentions are: The Body Shop, Douglass Cosmetics, Victoria’s Secret

Hi! Need any help?
No thank you. Im fine. (this is my international phrase of PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE)
Are you sure?
Yes. I’m good.
Have you seen our new (insert nauseating scent here) items?
I’m good.
How about the hand sanitizers? They’ve been redesigned!
NO. IM GOOD


GO AWAY!

GO AWAY

For god’s sakes, sales associates, do YOU like being badgered when you shop? OK I get it that you’re bugging me because you make commission, if you leave me alone and walk away when I tell you once that I don’t need you, I’ll likely tell the cashier to give you the commission because you didn’t piss me off.

Hate!

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15 September

3 Responses to “My shopping experience at Bath and Body Works”

  1. -=XoJessica0X=- says:

    Were just trying 2 help u its people like u who make r jobs a bummer just let us do r jobs i mean do u really think u know as much as we do about the store? do u think i go to all of that training for fun (lol). u are a bitch.

  2. Geek says:

    Luna, is that YOU?

  3. Unkle Jim says:

    Mmmm, I have lots of bath and body works stuff at my house. Do you want to come over and see if there’s anything you like?

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