Top Ten Country Western Songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don’t Ring … You’ll Know It’s Me
7. I’ve Missed You … But My Aim’s Improvin’
6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win
5. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer
And The Number One Country & Western Song Is …
1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day
Play her off, keyboard cat
Okay, this one has to be the most inappropriate keyboard cat ever.
Play him off, keyboard cat
This has to be the bizarrest keyboard cat video. It’s quite a statement.





