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A UK boy who is now 13 accidentally fathered a child with his 15 year old girlfriend. Click here to go to The Sun’s story on the craziness. It sounds like the families involved come from less fortunate circumstances, and I can only wish them all the best in nurturing this new, unexpected, life.

Update: DNA testing has confirmed that Alfie is not the father. I was wondering why there was no mention of DNA testing done earlier, it seems the obvious thing to do, but it looks like they finally got around to it.

In another startling display of not giving a fuck, AIG was prepared to award it’s executives a $165 million first wave of bonuses. With a total payout schedule of $450 million President Obama has promised the American people to use all legal means available to block these bonuses.

American lawmakers expressed outrage and empathized with the taxpaying public, saying things such as “I understand why the American people are angry” and “Maybe it’s time to fire some people”.

My question is how much longer will these corporations blatantly rob from America before a company like AIG winds up getting the Oklahoma City treatment?

Man, every time I think MTV has gotten totally lame it puts out something totally awesome. Take their new Sunday night lineup with Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory, Nitro Circus, and How’s Your News. Fucking Brilliant. Here’s some Nitro Circus for ya!

Edit: Apparently MTV either can’t get (or doesn’t want?) their embeds to work properly, so if you want to see some bad ass shit you’ll have to click on this link like some kind of caveman.

Here’s a great 3 part article about the most disturbing animals on Earth. Some of these animals I’ve heard of before (such as the Pistol Shrimp and the Goblin Shark) but others like Chinese Giant Salamander and the Shocking Pink Dragon Millipede are new creatures I’ve never wanted to know existed. Part Three isn’t linked to from part two, don’t ask me why.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/02/08/2485305.htm

Hundreds of firefighters are still battling out of control blazes in north-east Victoria and in the Kinglake area this morning.

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You know what?
Fuck The World!

I like Kanye West.  Yeah, that’s right.  I think he raps well, I think he has good beats, and I think has what it takes to be successful – mainly, a huge fucking ego.

I don’t care what any of you think, so don’t even bother telling me.
Fuck The World.

Chris Crinkle is setting the tattoo world on fire with his visionary new style. Below is an example of his fine work, and if you’d like to see more simply go to his web site at http://www.bigdogzink.com .

PS: I just wanted to make my real feelings on the matter clear. Chris Crinkle and his entire shop are churning out some of the worst tattoos ever known to mankind. I really, really have a hard time understanding how these guys can be in business, especially when they proudly put these mutilations online for their prospective customers to review. These guys need to learn how to tattoo.

It’s just mind boggling.

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It’s always a blast when Skinhead is hanging out at the tattoo shop. This weekend he put his balls in a mousetrap for 20 bucks. It was some really funny shit. Enjoy the video.