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I know I throw up a lot of stuff on here with no introductions or lead ins, but really, most of the time it doesn’t need it. In this case however, I’d like to say that if you like the Techno Viking and think Henry Rollins is a pompous curmudgeon then this is the video for you.

Mr. Porter takes Henry ranting about techno and rave culture (Uh, does anybody even care about this? I mean, we all know it sucks Henry, but thanks once again for illuminating the obvious for us.) and turns it into Henry singing and dancing to his own little techno tune. He also throws in the Techno Viking for good measure.

Way to go Mr. Porter!

Hey, sometimes even giant corporations do stuff right. In this case, it was Nike.

It’s things like this that redeem the Internet.

Several of these dudes remind me of you, krsna.  Handstand guy & elbow-flapping guy, specifically. 

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don’t Ring … You’ll Know It’s Me

7. I’ve Missed You … But My Aim’s Improvin’

6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win

5. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is …

1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

Man, white people are crazy.

Breaking Bad is in it’s second season now and I only just started watching it. It’s a great show, and this episode is some of the best television I’ve ever seen. Check it out if you get the chance.

The song’s sweet and the video’s creepy. FULL OF WIN!

Depeche Mode – “Wrong” (official music video)