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Singing kitties? For real? Yeah, that’s right… Singing kitties.

It’s been a couple of years since I stopped by RatherGood.com, but I did today and man was it worth it! Here’s a sweet little video where they took singing kitties from around the web and made an awesome super video!

Holy shit, that tiny, creepy old lady sure can fucking sing! Ronnie James Dio sings Rainbow in the Dark on a late night TV show in 1983.

So in honor of Halloween here’s the totally awesome Beelzeboss scene from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny. Fuckin sweet!

Well, I just happened to glance at the clock and noticed it was 4:20. Since I was watching Tenacious D, I thought I better make a post about it. Here’s their song Master Exploder, from Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny… One of the greatest movies ever. Watch it.

The J&J Trestle Inn is a favorite Philadelphia destination for the Loaded-Gun, Anti-Social, and d00dj00sux0r crowd. Those of you unlucky enough to have not experienced it can now get a sample of it’s awesomeness in David Dingwall’s music video, “White boy”. Those of you who’ve been there will experience fond memories for sure.

Due to the economy and my measly pay not playing nice I started shopping at the mecca of crazy known as Walmart . Not for much, just the big things, the little things still come from the crazy haven known as Pathmark.

I tuned my boyfriend into the cheapness that is Walmart, and now he’s hooked. Dreams of finally furnishing our media room, actually owning a blender and a bin of DVDS, all for a bargain… the cheapness made his mouth salivate. We avoided Walmart as long as we could. I wouldn’t even step foot in there in the early part of the 00s, even when furnished with the knowledge that they were carrying my favorite, discontinued lip gloss. I felt I had better standards than that! But crippling student loans, housing bills and an economy in the shitter 9 years later and here I am, looking for bargains.

I found out quickly that Walmart is all about crazy, at any given hour the parking lot will be jammed with cars, and the people will be aimlessly wandering around like they are auditioning for the next Thriller remake. Inside the walls holds an even more satisfying helping of insanity. The stores are in shambles, kids running everywhere while parents beat them in public, or stuff there face at the fast foid joint located inside. Mullets galore, horrible red neck fashion… I could go on.

When we go to Walmart, we savor the humanity, for all it is. Glorious, crazy and trashy. We also try to go over to Deptford, NJ to ease the pain a bit – it’s a lot less crazy there than South Philadelphia.
Someone else has begun to enjoy this crazy castle, and document it for what it is. My friends, I give you, PEOPLE OF WALMART DOT COM.

This video is full of win.