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Apparently Danzig’s been working on some really cool stuff. No wonder he hasn’t been around.

Sometime near the 15th of September 2008 there was a soccer riot in a city called Kinshasa, Congo (as in Africa). Now you may be saying to your self, “Krapsna, pleaze! Nobody cares about a soccer riot.” What makes this one interesting is that the 13 people killed (most of whom were between the ages of 11 and 16) were casualties of some of the most ignorant stupidity this planet has ever seen. Read the rest of this entry »

(aka New South Philly)

Please learn how to drive.
I know you were able to afford your new McMansion on top of your sacred mountain of
underground garbage and therefore feel so entitled to drive 10 mph, dead center, down
a street designed for TWO cars (maybe 3 if you really want to chance it and you’re on
Walnut Street)
But what the fuck assholes, seriously?

Furthermore STOP PARKING IN MY FUCKING SPOT SO Read the rest of this entry »

An empty bath and body works (not for me, trust me, I haven’t bought that smelly crap since high school) is just asking for trouble.
I don’t know about anyone else, but when I go into a store the last thing I want is to be asked 1,000 questions by a sales associate trying to sell me some shit I don’t want or need. I don’t feel like being followed, I don’t want you spraying some crap-tastic scent on me, and I don’t feel like hearing how my hair could use some luster. Read the rest of this entry »

While minding my own business today the Internet literally shoved a book in my face called The Script: The 100% Absolutely Predictable Things Men Do When They Cheat. Are you kidding me? Are we that predictable? Let’s take a look at what’s in this so called script.

He says: “I would never cheat on you.”

According to these women telling your wife or girlfriend that you wouldn’t cheat her is one of the earliest signs that you’re a potential cheat. They also list Read the rest of this entry »

Since we’re trying to pick up the pieces of anti-social.com here let’s remember some of our favorite threads. I’ll get things started.

One of my favorite threads ever was the “To all the fat kids in the house” thread. Man, did that thing go crazy. Poor fuse was like, livid and shit, he probably burst a few blood vessels that day.

Got any other favorites?

Do you have a taste for electronic music that isn’t all beep-boop-beep-(is the amyl nitrate kicking in yet)-boop? Are you intrigued by the idea of a hot Mexican chica with a voice reminiscent of Nico? Want to know what it would be like to be sung to by a despondently sultry, hispanic computer?

Then turn your ear-holes to Veneno Para Las Hadas. (That’s “Poison for the Fairies”, for you monolinguistic readers.)

Personal favorite: “Jetlag”, a perfect little ditty for keeping yourself loose and limber as you drive way too fast down empty highways in the dead of night, itching for a fatal accident. As an added bonus, it’s in English!

We have a new category, anti-social.com. Post anything you want to about it.