some guy: what do u charge for a pentacle tattoo?
me: 50$ minimum price for a tattoo. How big did you want it?
Some guy: well there is this other guy on there doin tattoos for 30
me: Have that person do the tattoo then.
some guy: butt I like ur work better
me: Well then the minimum is 50$.
some guy: if he can charge 30 u can charge me 30 to
me: No I charge 50$.
some guy: thats so fucked up y do all the better tattooers charge so much more money its a monopoly on the tattoo industry its bullshit ur like the 10th tattooer who wants more than im willing to pay n its 4ever so I want it done rite
me: Did you ever hear the phrase “you get what you pay for” ? also 50$ is really cheap for a tattoo the supplies alone cost around 25$. I want to get paid for my labor.
some guy: will u take a trade
me: What do you have to trade?
some guy: 55 galon fish tank its has a small crake, I gots a ikea coffe table, ceiling fan, chevy lumina altenator , sheep skin rug, small cactus, xbox games, crib, boys baby clothes, I can give u massage
me: No thanks
some guy: that fish tank alone cost me over 300, the coffee table was like 50, the fan 80, the altenator like 80, the cactus like 10, xbox games like 100reds, crib like 400, clothes a lot, ladies pay me for massages
me: The concept of a trade is you have something that I want and you don’t have anything I want, and all your shit is used so its not worth what you paid for it. It is worth less. plus I don’t want a cracked fish tank, I have a coffee table, I live in an apt so the ceiling fan is out, I don’t have a chey lumina, I don’t want a cactus,I have a ps3 not and xbox, I don’t have a baby, and I doubt women pay you for massages.
some guy: im the best massager there eva was u don’t know shit about me I have mad ladies calling me up for massages I work in a very repuatable massage place. with ur attitude and proffesionalism u wont get anybody who want a tattoo
me: If you were a masseuse you would know it wasn’t called massager. Im ending this craziness please stop emailing me.
some guy: I gonna go on craigslist and flag your post so who has the last laff now
me: I have the last laugh you have the last laff what ever the fuck that is. hahaha learn to spell. Plus I can always repost on craigslist.
some guy: ill flag whatever u repost
me: I have other email addresses and tattoo pictures you wont even know which is mine. some guy: ill flag every one
me: Really? I find it hard to believe that you will flag every tattoo post from every category ever hour of everyday for the rest of your life.
some guy: ? I will

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I tuned my boyfriend into the cheapness that is Walmart, and now he’s hooked. Dreams of finally furnishing our media room, actually owning a blender and a bin of DVDS, all for a bargain… the cheapness made his mouth salivate. We avoided Walmart as long as we could. I wouldn’t even step foot in there in the early part of the 00s, even when furnished with the knowledge that they were carrying my favorite, discontinued lip gloss. I felt I had better standards than that! But crippling student loans, housing bills and an economy in the shitter 9 years later and here I am, looking for bargains.

I found out quickly that Walmart is all about crazy, at any given hour the parking lot will be jammed with cars, and the people will be aimlessly wandering around like they are auditioning for the next Thriller remake. Inside the walls holds an even more satisfying helping of insanity. The stores are in shambles, kids running everywhere while parents beat them in public, or stuff there face at the fast foid joint located inside. Mullets galore, horrible red neck fashion… I could go on.

When we go to Walmart, we savor the humanity, for all it is. Glorious, crazy and trashy. We also try to go over to Deptford, NJ to ease the pain a bit – it’s a lot less crazy there than South Philadelphia.
Someone else has begun to enjoy this crazy castle, and document it for what it is. My friends, I give you, PEOPLE OF WALMART DOT COM.

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The Mentors is a rape rock band, who formed in 1976 in Seattle, then moved to Los Angeles in 1979. They billed themselves as the inventors of Rape Rock: early 1970s style heavy metal with extremely sexist lyrics.

Hoke and the Mentors worked to gain attention through farcical demonstrations of political incorrectness. Their guitarist renamed himself “Sickie Wifebeater,” and the group often appeared in public wearing black executioner hoods.[1] One reviewer suggested that “their lyrics, which consisted mostly of songs about hitting women, stealing from women, and having anal sex with women, made their anonymity necessary.”[2]

Hoke and the Mentors gained international notoriety in 1985 as a result of the U.S. Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation’s hearings led by the Parents Music Resource Center’s Tipper Gore, the wife of then-Senator Albert Gore, Jr. (D-Tennessee) into the proliferation of “obscene” lyrics in popular music. During the hearings, the Rev. Jeff Ling recited the lyrics to the Mentors song, “Golden Shower” to musician Frank Zappa, who opposed the hearings. The lyrics, which included the line, “Bend up and smell my anal vapor/Your face will be my toilet paper” elicited howls of laughter at the Congressional hearing and prompted Zappa and others to denounce the hearings as a farce. The hearings, however, ultimately led the music industry to adopt voluntary labeling of records containing objectionable lyrics – the widely recognized “Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics” label (jokingly referred to as a “Tipper sticker”).

His most regular entertainment gig was on the proto-Jerry Springer talk show Hot Seat, where he and his band called their music “rape rock,” stated that he could tell women want to be raped “by the look in their eyes”, and in general played a wrestling-style villain for the audience.[3] Hoke’s many appearances often culminated in being “forcibly” removed from host Wally George’s soundstage by security personnel.

WALLY GEORGE: How do you describe your music?
EL DUCE: Well, it’s “rape rock”.
WALLY GEORGE: Are you trying to tell me, you little pervert, that you go along with and encourage rape?
EL DUCE: Only peaceful rape.
WALLY GEORGE: What do you mean “peaceful rape”?
EL DUCE: Well, when she’s passed out on drugs……
AUDIENCE MEMBER: I wanna know what you are trying to contribute to society.
EL DUCE: Well, I’ll tell ya. A bunch of illiterate children. Children without a father.

On April 19, 1997, El Duce was hit by a train (some say under mysterious circumstances) and thus ended the classic Mentors line-up.

Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldon_Hoke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mentors

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Then there’s the OTHER side of society.

See, most of the people are good, hard working people that don’t have any problems paying for most things, especially if it’s discounted. For my services I charge $100/hr, however, with this channel’s certificates I basically charge $60/hr. The certificate they purchase says “good for 1/2 hour of premium service, including diagnostic, and fix, if problems are small. Value: $40; no cash value”. I also charge a minimum of $10 for a fuel fee, as Jax is fucking HUGE, and it’s reasonable. I’m also a very nice guy and easy to deal/work with/for, for the most part!

Here’s 2 of the calls I got this week:
1) I got to this guy’s house on the OTHER SIDE OF TOWN whereupon he hands me the certificate and tells me that although his PC is slow that within a half hour I should be able to tell him what’s wrong SO HIS BROTHER CAN FIX IT!

I told him, “hell no, give me my $10 trip fee and I’m out of here, and when your brother messes it up, call me, and I’ll think about adding you back on my schedule.” He handed me $10 and off I went.

2) This other guy, a nice seeming guy in a wheelchair, had no video, and it was his motherboard, not his video. I even transferred his RAM to another computer that was failing because its RAM was bad. He gave me $30, it was 15 minutes over, I didn’t think anything bad about it, and off I went. I got a call from him today asking for the $30 back since I didn’t leave the video card. I told him that with the certificate, he’d still owe me money. 30min/free-15 min over (it was 21 actually)=$25 (again, I said this even though it should be $55, but I didn’t want to deal with it, I had cash-in-hand so he was getting a good deal. He then said “Ok, just mail me the $5.”.

Wait, WHAT?!?!?

Here’s what I’m going to do; get it in PENNIES, stuff an envelope with them and then leave a note inside with the pennies and 2 or 3 roll-sleeves saying: “Here’s your change, minus the charge for the envelope and shipping. Thank you for ‘using’ [my business name]. Have nice day!”

Ass hats!

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