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It’s things like this that redeem the Internet.

Several of these dudes remind me of you, krsna.  Handstand guy & elbow-flapping guy, specifically. 

Did I ever mention that I hate cops? What a bunch of lazy two faced lying sacks of shit. In my whole life there’s only been one person I’ve ever known personally that either wanted to be a cop or became a cop that wasn’t a complete douchebag who should have never been placed in a position of authority.

I just read a nice little story on CNN today that illustrates what kind of assholes cops are. In 2004 a three year old girl named Riley Fox disappeared from her home one night as her brother and father were sleeping nearby. She was later found dead in a nearby creek. She was bound with duct tape and had been raped. It’s thought that she had been tossed into the creek to drown from a nearby bridge.

Now, in cases such as these, the father often is the culprit and he’s grilled relentlessly until he confesses. In this case however, five months passed before the police decided it was time to put her father through a grueling 14 hour interrogation session during which they obtained his false confession.

Kevin Fox spent eight months in jail before DNA evidence finally exonerated him and nullified his false confession. You would think that at this point the police would actually get to work on the case… I mean shit bubba! The daddy didn’t do it, now we actually gotta go find the killer. Instead, they sat idle for another FOUR YEARS and did nothing.

The case is finally being investigated again and the FBI is involved. Hopefully some actual police work will be done and justice will be delivered.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don’t Ring … You’ll Know It’s Me

7. I’ve Missed You … But My Aim’s Improvin’

6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win

5. I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer

And The Number One Country & Western Song Is …

1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day