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Man, remember Beavis and Butthead? It was on M2 last night and I forgot how insanely stupid and funny that show was. Mike Judge is a genius.

From UrbanDictionary.com

Two or more boys in skin tight t-shirts joined at the off-centre lip ring because they think they’re the most sought after spectacle around and are breaking all bonds of conformity, despite the fact that they all dress exactly the same, all listen to the exact same music, all kiss each other because they can’t get any girls to do it for them, and inevitably, will all have the exact same myspace picture of their clumsy, adolescent embrace with the caption “romanceXcore<333″.

Far from being an act of teenage exploration which can be fondly recalled in years to come, most boys who succumb to the urge to lick the teeth of their mates will be haunted by not only the act, but by the publicity they craved in doing it and the fact that the only publicity they got was from their female friends who will never look at them twice, saying “aww cute lol xXx <3″. This guilt spiral will continue until, one day, they do what they threatened to do all along to get attention from the friends who were all threatening the exact same thing, and slit their wrists the wrong way, bleeding into unconsciousness and waking up in a psychiatric unit where they get nailed relentlessly by their room mate.

Of course, this is exactly what they wanted.
I think we’ve all seen way too many examples of emo boys kissing.

Man, every time I think MTV has gotten totally lame it puts out something totally awesome. Take their new Sunday night lineup with Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory, Nitro Circus, and How’s Your News. Fucking Brilliant. Here’s some Nitro Circus for ya!

Edit: Apparently MTV either can’t get (or doesn’t want?) their embeds to work properly, so if you want to see some bad ass shit you’ll have to click on this link like some kind of caveman.

As the resident super-geek, I wanted to do a quick post about Windows 7: people that hated Vista will love Windows 7.  It’s stupendous!  The only bad news is that IE8 has to run in compatibility mode for me to be able to post to this site.

And here’s the best improvement on wikipedia since sliced bread:
http://simple.wikipedia.org/

As an example:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse

I don’t think this line reads the way it’s intended, though:

Sometimes humans and other animals have sex just for fun, rather than to have children.