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Gangstas and treadmills do not go well together.

A UK boy who is now 13 accidentally fathered a child with his 15 year old girlfriend. Click here to go to The Sun’s story on the craziness. It sounds like the families involved come from less fortunate circumstances, and I can only wish them all the best in nurturing this new, unexpected, life.

Update: DNA testing has confirmed that Alfie is not the father. I was wondering why there was no mention of DNA testing done earlier, it seems the obvious thing to do, but it looks like they finally got around to it.

This video makes me smile

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

OMFG, what the fuck is going on? It’s manbabies.com, where they take pictures of daddies and their babies and switch the heads. Some of them are nuts!

HD Televisions are all over the place these days.  But what makes their definition so high?  How are they different from normal TVs?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-definition_television

I found myself talking a lot about this recently; I think many people, in these rough economic times, are starting to wonder what they paid one or two grand for last year.  Some of them are walking away from those conversations disappointed.

Also, there was an internet argument recently about how torrents are just fine to watch compared to un-(re)compressed DVDs or Blu-ray.  Well, read up, folks…  I don’t want the next one of these to be so much like the special olympics.

Don’t ever say we don’t report hard news here at d00dj00sux0r.com. The growing phenomena of boob punching is reported on by G4’s Attack of the Show. I really like Attack of the Show, regardless of it’s total lameness. It’s like E’s Daily 10, but with stories for nerds instead of stories about narcissistic fuckheads.

Plus, it’s got Olivia Mun who’s totally hot and looks a lot like a slightly more innocent version of Tera Patrick. Now, on to the boob punching expose!

In another startling display of not giving a fuck, AIG was prepared to award it’s executives a $165 million first wave of bonuses. With a total payout schedule of $450 million President Obama has promised the American people to use all legal means available to block these bonuses.

American lawmakers expressed outrage and empathized with the taxpaying public, saying things such as “I understand why the American people are angry” and “Maybe it’s time to fire some people”.

My question is how much longer will these corporations blatantly rob from America before a company like AIG winds up getting the Oklahoma City treatment?

After many years of secrecy, the lyrics to Pearl Jam’s Yellow Ledbetter have finally been revealed. You’ll be shocked when you find out what they really are.