$1,100,000,000,000
“Pork chops. Greedy little pork chops. Greed, incompetence… I want cunning, merciless, crazed enemies… Not ones that can be vanquished by kicking their flap jack asses down a flight of stairs.”
- Andrew T. Cutler
29
January
Rosario Dawson on SNL
The skit’s mildly amusing, but let’s face it, I’m not posting this for the humor.
29
January
Oblivion
When he answered, he was standing in an alley in Asbury Park,
being panhandled by a crackhead.
He gave the man fifteen dollars and a hand-rolled cigarette.
He watched the man race off into the night.
He watched the man race off towards oblivion.
12
January
Japanese Human Slip and Slide
Okay, how much does this cost cause I really need to do it. Please Japan, write back ASAP!
8
January