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Bill is a sick man. A sick, sick man.

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While minding my own business today the Internet literally shoved a book in my face called The Script: The 100% Absolutely Predictable Things Men Do When They Cheat. Are you kidding me? Are we that predictable? Let’s take a look at what’s in this so called script.

He says: “I would never cheat on you.”

According to these women telling your wife or girlfriend that you wouldn’t cheat her is one of the earliest signs that you’re a potential cheat. They also list Read the rest of this entry »

Has your cabaret-dancing paramour contracted a deadly case of Algiers Vapors? Have the Germans killed a lot of men in your family, lately? Maybe you’d like a little Babx. Just little, okay now? We don’t want you jumping off the Eiffel tower in all your glorious Gallic ennui.

Favorite pick: Favorites are such a bourgeois… oh, very well, listen to “Kamikaze”, if you must.

Gypsy Widow trailer #3

Do pardon Myspace’s bizarro video compression.

(From ananova.com…)
A Romanian woman was arrested after she pulled out a pistol and took pot shots at a disco Romeo who wouldn’t take no for an answer.

Fed-up Raluca Radu, 24, let fly after the luckless lover asked her to dance five times at the nightclub in Pascani.

Her four shots missed her would-be suitor who fled the club unharmed. She faces charges

“This guy was really coming on strong and being a real pain. She took the gun out of her handbag and let rip. I doubt anyone will be brave enough to ask her for a dance for a long time,” said one clubber.