I imaged 67 PCs in five hours, now I have to deploy them in some brand new spiffy doctor’s offices for the University of Pennsylvania by the end of day on Monday. There are some things I want to get done here but won’t have time until this weekend. Just keeping you guys in the loop.
I will tell you a terrible joke.
Q- Why does Jesus get all the chicks?
A- Because he is hung like this:
I have arbitrarily decided that Wednesdays will be the days I post obscure and possibly very bad music by bands found on Myspace.
Today’s little gem is a man from Switzerland calling himself Reverend Beat-Man.
Personal favorite: Jesus Christ Twist
If you grew up in the Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York area during the mid 80’s to early 90’s there was a magical place called Action Park full of all kinds of adventure that even I, at the tender ages of 10 to 15, already understood to be highly dubious.
The place was great! They had tanks you could ride in that shot tennis balls, and for a measely quarter you too, could shoot at the tanks from the sidelines. You could also shoot anybody unwise enough to be in the kill zone without a tank wrapped about their bodies. They had bumper boats in a water snake infested pond, go karts, and for those of us 16 years old there were mini Indy 500 cars. And that’s just the dangers on the “Motor World” side of the park. Read the rest of this entry »
Strippers. You will treat them with respect or I will slap you.
Thanks to Krsna for getting me started on telling you about some things I like!
The last couple of years I’ve often wondered how he was doing, and now he’s back. Thanks for being alive man, though I’m sure many others have the exact opposite feelings.
How exactly is this news? No one knew this was going to happen? Let’s hash this out again…
Cumulative total spent/allocated on Iraq War – $800 Billion
Cost of deploying one U.S. soldier for one year in Iraq – $390,000
US Troops deployed in Iraq – Total 154,372
Lost & Unaccounted for in Iraq – $9 billion in money and $549.7 milion in spare parts
Let’s face it. I’m a convenient socialist/anarchist. I apply the tenets of these disciplines whenever it’s convenient. To me. Like when I’m not shopping for hiking gear at REI. Or when I’m not trying to get a good deal on a slightly used headsail for my boat. Or when I don’t need 64 Odwalla bars (don’t ask). Still, I avoid WalMart, look for green alternatives, only set foot in Home Depot when Mom and Pop can’t get me what I need NOW TODAY. In short, I only patronize big corporate America when necessary. And convenient. Because let’s face it, Modells doesn’t cut it if I need a pair of Merrell trail runners. Or parts for a Coleman F1 isobutane stove.
Today I read in the Wall Street Journal Read the rest of this entry »